Bagel Sammich

  
I wanted to share how I made this as a Stoner Recipe, but then I never wrote the post. So, no recipe, but it was such a beautiful creation that I guess I should just go ahead and share the photos I started this post with.

Blueberry Kush, GSC, Citrus Sap

12/11/2019

Blueberry Kush | on average THC is 17.5% | Indica heavy

Smooth. Taste reminds me of chocolate. Oh gods the idea of smoking this while drinking hot chocolate. Heaven. A good thinking high. Maybe a good study high? This is despite having taken my night pill which should be kicking in about now. I’m figuring out what kind of lighting I need to do the sorority tank how I want it, something I’ve been stuck on for a while. (The answer is that I need multiple lights, and I’ve got to accept that before any progress may be made.)

GSC | THC 29.87% CBD 0.08% | hybrid
grower: Pacific Frost Farms


Not smooth but not rough; medium. Working high. Study high, perhaps especially with coffee.

Got caught up in physics videos and painting.

Citrus Sap | THC 14.7% CBD 0.04% | hybrid
grower: Applegate Valley Organics

Smells like sap. The smoothest ever to smoke. Study high.

Oooh when filling in the details for this post I just realized that Citrus Sap has a much lower amount of THC, so now it makes sense that I don't feel as high on the Citrus Sap now as I did when smoking GSC earlier. This is why I write this stuff down. So I can spot stuff like this.

Purple Girl Scout Cookies | Chemdog 91 | added tags

7/22/2019

Smooth. Tastes earthy. Taking Purple GSC (grower: Old Gold Gardens) right after Bruce Banner so that will still be influencing. 

Took Chemdog 91 (Indo Supply) next. Feeling anxieties but that could also be because I’m way too high now. Not like I’m super anxious but some. Maybe feel it in my chest.

A bit later. Maybe an hour or so later. Depressed. Maybe the second one wasn’t a good idea. Or maybe it’s jusg a bad idea when mixed with the other(s). Still overthinking everything.

Now taking cherry pie with critical mass to see if they’ll help. My hope is that cherry pie will help with depression and see if critical mass helps offset the added THC because of its high percentage of CBD.

Bruce Banner 3 | Hybrid
HoodView Cannabis Distributing


Purple Girl Scout Cookies | THC 27.3% CBD 0% | Hybrid 
Old Gold Gardens

Chemdog 91 | THC 20.11% CBD 0.06% | Hybrid 
Indo Supply

Critical Mass |  THC 9.61% CBD 14.5% | Indica dominant 
Cherry Pie | THC 23.96% CBD 0.19% | Indica hybrid

Purple GSC, Durban Poison | tags added

8/17/2019

Purple GSC (Old Gold Gardens). Helps with depression. Might work as a working high with caffeine, but definitely not by itself. Rough to smoke.

Later in the day:

Trying Durban Poison (Clear Creek Cannabis) to see if it helps with sensory overload. This time it’s bad enough that even music can be overload, which hasn’t been the case before.

Sooooo high. Auditory hallucination in right ear. It’s definitely helped with sensory overload. Still experiencing some but it’s dulled and bearable. Helping some with depression.

Purple GSC | THC: 27.3 CBD: 0% |  Hybrid
Durban Poison | THC: 32.5% CBD: 0.008% | Sativa

Ooops forgot to title this post | added tags

 Third week in August 2019

Durban Poison (Clear Creek Cannabis) has been useful for sensory overload, sleep, anxiety, and I think depression. It's especially helpful with sensory overload if I keep it going with a relatively steady rolling high.

Bruce Banner 3 (HoodView Cannabis Distributing) seems to be a working high when used in careful moderation and mixed with caffeine. Also good for depression and anxiety.

Bad day on 8/22, had an anxiety day. Kept having anxiety returning despite TJ's Monkey Tape mixed with Kali Mist (dripper) and caffeine (I also didn't have a working high with this combo). Later tried Durban Poison, it didn't work as effectively on the anxiety as I'd been used to.

(To be fair, the Amazon rain forest is on fire and can you blame my anxiety for latching onto something that's perfectly reasonable to be scared about?)

While writing this up on 8/23 I've apparently achieved a working high by mixing Bruce Banner 3 with coffee.

Grape Cinex, Grandpa's Finest, Gorilla Glue, Durban Poison

11/5/2019

Grape Cinex | THC: 16.36 CBD: 0.07 
Compassionate Circles LLC 

I've been smoking Grape Cinex today and yesterday. It's super smooth, I can take a couple big (for me) hits without even needing to drink something to prevent coughing.

I like it about as much as the regular Cinex, but it's been long enough since that one that I can't compare the two.

Gives me the same peacefulness of Kali Mist, but it's not a thinking high. Not to be smoked when there's something I've got to do, and will definitely be great for bedtime.

Grandpa's Finest
Gorilla Glue

I tried both of these a few days ago, they both got me really relaxed. They're both great strains to get again someday, I'm curious to learn more about the nuances of how they affect me.

12/8/2019

The last couple times I smoked Grape Cinex it made my heart race, which isn't ok. However that might have been becuase I smoked a whole bowl all at once because it stopped making me feel high so I just kept smoking more. It may be that I just need to be particularly cautious to not smoke too much of it all at once.

CW: sui ideation 

I suspect that Durban Poison was partially responsible for getting me in and later near a suicidal mind set. It clearly works beautifully for me so much of the time, but at this point I can't justify continuing to smoke it. Even if I had someone close at hand  to watch me I wouldn't want to potentially put myself through that again. Because Cherry Pie is so close to Durban Poison and generally has such a similar affect I'm undecided about whether to keep smoking it.

I also want to note that while my emotions were particularly wacky after I came within an inch of almost killing myself, the strains didn't affecting me as expected. In retrospect that could have been due to smoking a single strain for longer than expected, but I also need to be aware that when I'm in or near a mental health crisis that pot may not affect me as it normally does.

Black Cherry Diesel | THC 23% CBD 0% |

Taking with coffee.

... ... ...

Ok so I'm looking through my drafts months after the fact, and what you see above is all I wrote in this and I don't even know at this point when exactly I smoked it or how I felt.

Ooops forgot to title this post

 Third week in August 2019

Durban Poison (Clear Creek Cannabis) has been useful for sensory overload, sleep, anxiety, and I think depression. It's especially helpful with sensory overload if I keep it going with a relatively steady rolling high.

Bruce Banner 3 (HoodView Cannabis Distributing) seems to be a working high when used in careful moderation and mixed with caffeine. Also good for depression and anxiety.

Bad day on 8/22, had an anxiety day. Kept having anxiety returning despite TJ's Monkey Tape mixed with Kali Mist (dripper) and caffeine (I also didn't have a working high with this combo). Later tried Durban Poison, it didn't work as effectively on the anxiety as I'd been used to.

(To be fair, the Amazon rain forest is on fire and can you blame my anxiety for latching onto something that's perfectly reasonable to be scared about?)

While writing this up on 8/23 I've apparently achieved a working high by mixing Bruce Banner 3 with coffee.

Sugar Black Rose doesn't work for me

8/20/2019

Harsh to smoke, unpleasant taste, and I can't put my finger on it but this high doesn't feel pleasant.

Also, drank coffee while smoking this.

Ultimately...should not smoke this again. The strain just felt wrong the whole time I was high.

Sugar Black Rose | THC: 27% CBD: 0% | Indica

Purple GSC, Durban Poison

8/17/2019

Purple GSC (Old Gold Gardens). Helps with depression. Might work as a working high with caffeine, but definitely not by itself. Rough to smoke.

Later in the day:

Trying Durban Poison (Clear Creek Cannabis) to see if it helps with sensory overload. This time it’s bad enough that even music can be overload, which hasn’t been the case before.

Sooooo high. Auditory hallucination in right ear. It’s definitely helped with sensory overload. Still experiencing some but it’s dulled and bearable. Helping some with depression.

Purple GSC | THC: 27.3 CBD: 0% |  Hybrid
Durban Poison | THC: 32.5% CBD: 0.008% | Sativa

TJ's Monkey Tape didn't help with depression

8/15/2019

TJ's Monkey Tape (Reefer Distribution) didn't help with depression.

Alien Rock Candy | THC 29.6% CBD 0.07% | Hybrid

8/14/2019

It. Tastes. Amazing. Earthy and hints of petrichor.

Up at sunrise (just now my sleep schedule has gone, definitely not complaining), and I’m watching the last of the sunrise while smoking and drinking coffee.

Definitely a working high so far. I went and watched a bunch of YouTube videos on general relativity, even followed most of it.

A few hours later:

Smoked some more to keep the high rolling (is it called rolling?). Isn't helping depression so much now, but still helping with it being a working high. I even made a sammich and them proceeded to share the recipe as my first Stoner Recipe.

Several hours later:

 Conclusion: it seems to be a working high, but doesn't really help with depression.

Stoner Recipes: Vegan Sammich

I'm not even the type to call a sammich a sammich. I'm just high right now.

Ingredients

Onion
Sweet pepper
Salt
Pepper
Garlic powder (or fresh garlic)
Olive oil
Lettuce
Cherry tomatos
Zucchini
Ranch dressing
Avocado
Bread

Instructions

Chop onion and sweet pepper. Saute in olive oil, adding: salt, pepper, and garlic powder.

Chop lettuce, zucchini, tomatoes, and do what must be done to the avocado so it may be spread on the sammich.

Toast the bread.

When you take the onions and sweet peppers off the heat add tomatoes, and stir.

Spread avocado on one slice of bread (you temporarily have avocado toast!), add zucchini. Add the sauteed stuff. Spread a bit of ranch dressing on the other piece of bread, and add. Suddenly, a sammich occurs.

Inspiration

I just wanted avocado toast. Honestly. Then I was getting a serving of avocado out of the freezer (I didn't know this was a thing until it appeared in the fridge a couple weeks ago) and I saw sandwiches on the box that I guess reminded me of the Vegan Grinder at a certain coffee shop. So I promptly attempted to recreate it with the ingredients at hand, and likely also with my own twist.

Also, because the bread and ranch dressing I used wasn't vegan this wasn't literally a vegan sandwich. However, I'm still calling the recipe that, because you just have to buy vegan ingredients and it suddenly is vegan.